Dish Attempted: Bacon Wrapped Asparagus Bundles Dish Made: BACON WRAPPED ASPARAGUS BUNDLES!!!!!! Taste: Delicious Did Others Eat This: No Fail Scale Rating 1-10: 1 OK I know it doesn’t look the best but believe it or not NOTHING went wrong with this dish!!! Apart from the obvious side effects […]
Dish Attempted: Paleo Chocolate Cake Dish Made: A giant piece of dry shit Taste: meh Did Others Eat This: No Fail Scale Rating 1-10: 9 FIRSTLY, I DECIDED TO MAKE A PALEO CHOCOLATE CAKE AT 1AM I read a recipe a long time ago and purchased the ingredients from memory. […]
Dish Attempted: Oven Scrambled Eggs Dish Made: Evil Demon Eggs who were plotting to kill me!!! Taste: Although I succeeding making what I set out to make. The taste was bland….very bland! Did Others Eat This: Yes, but not enough!! I’ve been stuck eating this for 3 days now. Fail Scale Rating 1-10: 1 Surprisingly not that much… SO MUCH […]
Dish Attempted: Coconut Flour Cheese Crackers Dish Made: Shredded Cheese rolled in Coconut Flour Taste: Dusty, extremely dry, sad Did Others Eat This: Yes Fail Scale Rating 1-10: 8 I thought my single serve smoothie blender had the same capabilities as a food processor When that didn’t work I tried some alternatives and discovered […]
Dish Attempted: Baked Eggs & Mushrooms in Ham Cups Dish Made: Baked Eggs, Ham & Spinach in Tomato Cups Taste: Part Delicious, Part Rubber Did Others Eat This: No Fail Scale Rating 1-10: 4 Firstly, I didn’t read the recipe. Then I got creative Eggs are a bitch!! […]
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