What I ate.
Dish Attempted: Oven Scrambled Eggs
Dish Made: Evil Demon Eggs who were plotting to kill me!!!
Taste: Although I succeeding making what I set out to make. The taste was bland….very bland!
Did Others Eat This: Yes, but not enough!! I’ve been stuck eating this for 3 days now.
Fail Scale Rating 1-10: 1
Surprisingly not that much…
I am now realizing exactly how much butter I have consumed over the past 3 days!!!
SO MUCH BUTTER AND SO MANY EGGS
Hens of the world hate me!
My ass hates me!
My bowl was too small for 24 eggs.
I whisked too fast and egg sprayed in my eye!!
In case you forgot here is another reminder about the butter!!!
I probably should have used a bigger tray.
Things didn’t look that appealing.
At one point the eggs started to form their own planet!!!!
I began to realize that they were plotting to take over my apartment
by mimicking THE BLOB!!!
Things started to get a little terrifying.
SO I spoiled their plans by stabbing them to death with spoons!!!
TAKE THAT DEMON EGGS
Human -1, Baked Eggs – 0
Ingredients
Mess
Egg Cemetery
Don’t trust eggs, they continue to live their lives even after you think they are dead!!
Add more salt..to every thing…. or it will taste like nothing!
Don’t leave egg shells sitting in the compost bin under your sink for days
or your house will begin to smell extremely offensive!!!
Halve the recipe unless you want to live on Oven Scrambled Eggs for the rest of the year!!
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